sir mix-a-lot

So, my friend Adam works the front desk at the Radison Hotel in downtown Fayetteville.

Sir Mix-A-Lot was in town this weekend (playing a show at the Pike House…I’m sure a career high), and stayed at the Radison.

The following conversation took place:

Sir Mix-A-Lot: Is there any place around here I can get some food?

Adam: Well, the kitchen is closed, but I could fix you something. What would you like ?

Mix: [started rattling off some things]

Adam: Well, those things would require cooking, which means that I’d have to turn on the stove, and it takes 45 minutes to preheat. Would you like something cold? I can make you a sandwich, or some fruit, or some other things that we have in the fridge.

Mix: Well, I don’t eat bread or fruit. I’m on the Atkins diet.

Adam: [Pauses, then says] Well, I guess you can’t have any buttermilk biscuits either.
{for those of you not in the know, “Buttermilk Biscuits” was an early single from the Swass album}

Mix: [Smirk]

So, Adam goes and prints off a picture from sirmixalot.info, and gets it autographed.
The autograph says: “To the host with the toast”