bad joke: apple cider

bad joke, courtesy of Geoff:

Two little girls are playing with a ball in the garden. The ball rolls under a nearby bush so Little Susie crawls under to get it out. Unfortunately it’s a thorn bush, so she gets a rose thorn stuck in her finger.

Crying, she runs indoors shouting “Mommy, Mommy, I’ve got a thorn in my finger! Get some apple juice!”

Mum says: “But why do you want apple juice? Wouldn’t a bandage be nicer?”

Susie says : “Well, I was playing with Rosie, and her big sister says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand she puts it in cider.”