To the midget and the two men she was with at IHOP (IHOP)
Date: 2009-02-16, 4:46AM CST
I am seeking the midget and the two men who accompanied her at IHOP on Valentine’s Day, around one AM. The midget (I’m not quite sure the PC name, so forgive me if I offend) was wearing a very sexy red sequined halter top with high heels and the two men seemed quite enamored with her, to say the least.
I was the college aged female with a college aged male in a booth that was across the room. We actually were behind you in line while waiting for a table. He and I are quite interested in meeting up and possibly expanding the menage a trois to an even sexier French word, if you get my drift. For authenticity, please include what color the heels were in your e-mail.
This is not a joke. Please respond, we are anxiously awaiting your reply.
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