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Peticides?

zenandjuice — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:26:14 +0000

I learned some valuable tips tonight while watching our local news. Apparently, in order to protect our pets, we should store peticides where pets can’t get at them.

Those are not tacos.

zenandjuice — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:33:36 +0000

We went to El Cuñado in Springdale for lunch today. It’s turning out to be one of my favorite Mexican restaurants in NWA.

We walked in, and it was PACKED. There were two other non-hispanics in the restaurant – two older white women, sipping on Cokes.

They received their order, and started to arrogantly argue with the waitress. We heard them say, “Those are NOT tacos.” VERY condescending. I guess they were expecting the taco bell variety of fried hard-shell corn tortillas, instead of the open face, soft tortillas served with radishes and cilantro.

Imagine going into a restaurant filled with Mexicans and telling them that they don’t know what a taco is.

They got up to leave and pay, and they were told they didn’t have to.

It’s a shame. They missed out on the best tacos in NWA.

We ordered, and dived into the Salsa Verde and Rojo. I had the Cubana Torta. It was really good.

dumbass

zenandjuice — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 15:51:10 +0000

my sister is such a dumbass.

DO NOT OPEN AN EMAIL SAYING NEW GRAPHIC SITE FROM LBECKER7280 ITS A VIRUS. LACEY ACCIDENTALLY OPENED IT AND IT SENT TO EVERYONE IN HER ADDRESS BOOK IF YOU OPEN IT CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD, AND TELL EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK NOT TO OPEN THE EMAIL

that’s why I have spam and virus protection on my server.

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

zenandjuice — Tue, 06 Sep 2005 12:16:10 +0000

Barbara Bush: Things Working Out ‘Very Well’ for Poor Evacuees from New Orleans

By E&P Staff

Published: September 05, 2005 7:25 PM ET updated 8:00 PM

NEW YORK Accompanying her husband, former President George H.W.Bush, on a tour of hurricane relief centers in Houston, Barbara Bush said today, referring to the poor who had lost everything back home and evacuated, “This is working very well for them.”

The former First Lady’s remarks were aired this evening on National Public Radio’s “Marketplace” program.

She was part of a group in Houston today at the Astrodome that included her husband and former President Bill Clinton, who were chosen by her son, the current president, to head fundraising efforts for the recovery. Sen. Hilary Clinton and Sen. Barack Obama were also present.

In a segment at the top of the show on the surge of evacuees to the Texas city, Barbara Bush said: “Almost
everyone I’ve talked to says we’re going to move to Houston.”

Then she added: “What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is
so overwhelmed by the hospitality.

“And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this–this (she
chuckles slightly) is working very well for them.”

in need of proofreaders, take 2

zenandjuice — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:04:41 +0000

found in the February 14, 2005 edition of “Northwest Arkansas Business Journal”

“Feel like your not getting anywhere?”

No, but I feel like you’re not going anywhere, baby….

in need of proofreaders, take 1

zenandjuice — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:01:56 +0000

found in the February 14, 2005 edition of “Northwest Arkansas Business Journal”

“expect the best, except nothing less!”

more like… expect the best, except for the word ‘accept’ !