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as heard on Oprah

zenandjuice — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:20:51 +0000

“The opposite of faith is not doubt, it is certainty.” – Dr. Oz

monkeys in scotland

zenandjuice — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:52:02 +0000

“Do you have monkeys in Scotland?

No we do not have monkeys in Scotland.

If we did, we would probably deep fry them.”

- from The Last King of Scotland

overheard tonight

zenandjuice — Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:18:08 +0000

overheard this evening..

“my waistline is where my pantyhose ends”.

ha.

quote of the night

zenandjuice — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:15:06 +0000

Jill: omg, midgets on tv

what the huck ?

zenandjuice — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 00:45:34 +0000

Unique Fundraising: Masks and Guns?

Republican Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee is seriously considering a run for the presidency in 2008, telling supporters that he’ll finally decide after he leaves office in January. One hurdle: raising the money needed to fight in the primaries, a situation so difficult that he jokes about it. “I’ve got a map of 7-Elevens, a bunch of blue steel revolvers, and some ski masks,” he kids. “We’re going to go all over the country and raise money in a very unique way.”

from http://www.usnews.com/usnews/politics/whispers/articles/060619/19whisplead_2.htm

david letterman on decaf coffee

zenandjuice — Thu, 17 Feb 2005 15:22:31 +0000

“Oh, God, I hate decaffeinated coffee … It’s like low-alcohol gin. What’s the point?” – David Letterman

nostalgia…

zenandjuice — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

“Nostalgia is a minor form of depressiopn. Unhappy of the present, fearful of the future, we cling to the past.” – Abbie Hoffman

do not respect my authoritai

zenandjuice — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

i’m reading an autobiography by Abbie Hoffman. he wrote “Kids need to be educated to disrespect authority. Otherwise, democracy is a farce.”

Reading that made me put the book down. I picked it up, and re-read it. Then wrote it down.

Thinking on that… if it wasn’t for people questioning and disrespecting authority, there would have been no declaration of independence, civil rights or women’s rights movements, plus anything else in history that brought about change.

Questioning authority and the government and leaders in charge should be considered not just a right, but your DUTY, if and when the laws and actions of those in power do anything to take away those liberties.

Monster Booty…

zenandjuice — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 22:13:54 +0000

Question: What is it that everyone has, that some pirates and thieves try to take ?

Da Booty (and if you is a crook than you takin’ it)
Da Booty (and if you got money you shakin’ it)
Da Booty (come on everybody that’s here, that’s word
to Phife Dawg and my man Shaheed)

– A Tribe Called Quest

quote…

zenandjuice — Fri, 19 Sep 2003 14:41:47 +0000

my friend jonathan ory wrote this in his journal, I liked it so much, I wanted to archive it here so that I can remember it….

every time a plane goes over head i think it will drop a nuclear weapon…. then i thank god that i am at ground zero.