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mushrooms

zenandjuice — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 20:00:28 +0000

[02:54] (Nancy): motherfuckers not only did they overcharge me, and take over an hour to get there, but they put mushrooms on my sandwich! i fuckin hate mushrooms!
[02:54] zenandjuice: i love mushrooms
[02:55] (Nancy): they taste like dirt
[02:55] zenandjuice: so do hippies… that’s why ya gotta wash em first girl !
[02:56] (Nancy): hahahaaaaaaaa
[02:57] zenandjuice: but i guess that’s an acquired taste too
[02:57] (Nancy): dirt?
[02:57] zenandjuice: hippies.
[02:57] zenandjuice: lol
[02:57] (Nancy): hahaaa
[02:58] (Nancy): i like hippies but dont’ expect me to put them in my mouth
[02:58] (Nancy): ok that sounded a little more wrong than i intended

mexican maids

zenandjuice — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 20:45:04 +0000

talking to my friend Diana a few minutes ago… she was discussing a meeting with her boss:

[03:41] Diana: and i told him i was tired of being the office maid

[03:41] zenandjuice: well, you are mexican.
[03:41] zenandjuice: LOL
[03:41] zenandjuice: hahahaha i kill me.

[03:41] Diana: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[03:41] Diana: that’s exactly how i started it
[03:42] Diana: i said “just cause im mexican, doesn’t mean im your slave”
[03:42] Diana: hahahahaa

holy shit

zenandjuice — Wed, 01 Sep 2004 04:23:39 +0000

what really pisses me off is that walmart had a zillion copies of this thing, but was completely OUT of Invader Zim Volume 2. Come on People !

[11:22] Geoff: jesus: ‘The Passion’ Sells 2.4 Million DVDs
[11:22] zenandjuice: jesus.
[11:22] zenandjuice: hahahahaha
[11:22] Geoff: that’s a bunch of dvds
[11:22] zenandjuice: no pun intended
[11:22] Geoff: none at all
[11:22] zenandjuice: that actually came out before i thought about it.

[11:26] Jonathan : i wonder if the passion has deleted scenes
[11:26] Jonathan: or alternate endings
[11:26] zenandjuice: director’s cut ?
[11:26] zenandjuice: or would that be director’s stigmata
[11:26] Jonathan: heh
[11:26] zenandjuice: see if there’s any HOLES in the plot
[11:27] zenandjuice: like 4 of them

superhyped…

zenandjuice — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 16:44:51 +0000

superhype conversation, discussing his handsome baby (and the mother of Paul)

[11:43] adam: haha. I looked at paul yesterday at one point when he was crying and said “I fucked your mom”
[11:43] adam: shut him right up

[11:43] zenandjuice: LOL !
[11:43] zenandjuice: dude.
[11:43] zenandjuice: i gotta blog that.

[11:43] adam: not if I do first!

ode to superhype

zenandjuice — Wed, 14 Jul 2004 02:50:59 +0000

[09:48] zenandjuice: how many kitties ?
[09:48] stanmatic9000: 2

[09:49] zenandjuice: and what are their names

[09:49] stanmatic9000: izzy and lola

[09:49] zenandjuice: lola? you’ve been hanging around adam way too much
[09:49] stanmatic9000: izzy’s a boy and he’s black. lola’s a girl and she’s gray. they’re cuuuuute.

[09:50] stanmatic9000: haha. actually my roommate picked that name

[09:50] zenandjuice: i’m suprised one’s not named ‘ray’ and the other ‘davies’
[09:50] zenandjuice: and you can quote me on that.

[09:50] stanmatic9000: haha no

it was a dark and stormy night….

zenandjuice — Wed, 14 Jul 2004 02:48:50 +0000

[09:44] stanmatic9000: damn it’s stormy
[09:45] stanmatic9000: almost frighteningly so. i should turn off the comp. but i don’t wanna. ha ha
[09:45] stanmatic9000: my kitties will protect me.

[09:45] zenandjuice: i read that wrong
[09:45] zenandjuice: and choked on my taco.

[09:45] stanmatic9000: what’d you think i said
[09:45] zenandjuice: i read it as: “my titties will protect me”
[09:46] stanmatic9000: haha! probably not.

[09:46] zenandjuice: that’s what i get for using 1920×1200 resolution

[09:46] stanmatic9000: my KITTIES are awesome.
[09:46] stanmatic9000: i love them.
[09:47] zenandjuice: yeah… meeee toooooo
[09:47] stanmatic9000: KITTIES!!!!

oops.

good vibrations

zenandjuice — Fri, 11 Jun 2004 16:33:08 +0000

[11:29] Tracy: had Good Vibrations in my head all morning
[11:29] cbray: haha i caught that and read something about having good vibrators all morning
[11:29] cbray: had to re-read
[11:30] Tracy: yeah, after i typed it i realized it could be read a little funny.

too much (sugar), too early

zenandjuice — Tue, 08 Jun 2004 14:24:03 +0000

[09:21] zenandjuice: i now have local weather on my blog: http://zenandjuice.com/
[09:21] zenandjuice: ha ! automatically better than justin’s !
[09:22] Kristie: mmkay
[09:22] zenandjuice: “value added bonus”
[09:22] Kristie: you are truly a strange duck sometimes
[09:22] zenandjuice: new beastie boys !
[09:22] zenandjuice: tasty.
[09:22] zenandjuice: you wanna eat it up with a spoon
[09:22] zenandjuice: then just slurp it right up out of the bowl
[09:22] zenandjuice: mmmm oatmeal

can you take me hiiiiiiiigher ?

zenandjuice — Thu, 27 May 2004 18:19:40 +0000

[01:15] zenandjuice: velvet revolver is good.
[01:15] zenandjuice: scott weiland + (GNR – Axl)
[01:15] zenandjuice: slash, duff, matt sorum
[01:15] zenandjuice: and the drummer from infectious grooves

[01:15] Mike Ziegler: booooooo
[01:16] MZ: superbands never work. NEVER.

[01:16] zenandjuice: don’t forget damn yankees !

[01:17] zenandjuice: well, none of the people i listed are really that super.

[01:17] MZ: oh yeah, i cream my pants for “high enough”

[01:17] zenandjuice: ROTFL

ring ring: wrong number

zenandjuice — Tue, 25 May 2004 13:54:08 +0000

[phone rings, i answer, not recognizing #]

me: hello
voice: i left my phone at home
me: ummmmm
voice: are you awake?
me: yes
voice: i left my phone at home
me: who IS this ?
voice: oh. i think i dialed the wrong number. sorry.

[phone call ends]

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