[06:03] Geoff : hopefully that deal works out.
[06:03] Geoff : they seem pretty confident in it. Even if it does not stop the spread, just keeping it from becoming active is a step
[06:05] zenandjuice: see…. that’s what i call one of the “wait a fucking minute” lab moments.
[06:05] zenandjuice: scenario:
[06:05] zenandjuice: virus eats HIV
[06:05] zenandjuice: “wait a fucking minute”
[06:05] zenandjuice: “holy fucking shit”
[06:05] zenandjuice: did you fucking see that?
[06:05] zenandjuice: do it again !
[06:05] zenandjuice: WHOAH! [keanu reeves' scene]
[06:06] Geoff: lol
[08:33] Guthrie: man
[08:33] Guthrie: last night
[08:33] Guthrie: this girl challenged me to a whiskey contest
[08:33] zenandjuice: oh geez
[08:33] zenandjuice: who’s the girl; ?
[08:33] Guthrie: i was already gone, and she had just started
[08:33] Guthrie: i dunno, some random girl
[08:33] Guthrie: thats fuckin this dude i know
[08:33] Guthrie: anyway
[08:33] Guthrie: so she was like chug chug chug
[08:33] zenandjuice: lol
[08:33] Guthrie: you got served
[08:34] Guthrie: and i was like uh uh
[08:34] Guthrie: so i went chug chug chug
[08:34] Guthrie: and served her back
[08:34] Guthrie: so then it was on
[08:34] Guthrie: and she won
[08:34] Guthrie: cause i had to go puke
[08:34] Guthrie: it was awesome though
[08:35] zenandjuice: lol
friend: hey i tried to put some idiot on ignore and it wont work i keep getting messages from him
steveonline4u: how do we see agin?
steveonline4u: can we exchange our full contact?
friend: i HAVE TO GO
friend: BYE
steveonline4u: where are u now/.
friend: listen i tried to put you on ignore and it wont work so will you please just leave me alone
steveonline4u: so u hate me that much?
steveonline4u: is it fair of u?
steveonline4u: thatz to show u that am a winner and will always be ok
friend: steveonline4u: i never lose nice and gorgeous young one like u
steveonline4u: u are special ok
steveonline4u: letz talk ok
steveonline4u: ok when now?
steveonline4u: can i get ur contact plz?
friend: NO
steveonline4u: why?
steveonline4u: i want us to be good friends ok
steveonline4u: i mean good ones ok
steveonline4u: i guess u will enjoy it
steveonline4u: give me a try babegirl
me: want me to message him and tell him to leave you the fuck alone ?
me: dude, leave *girl* alone. she’s asked you nicely to stop messaging her. it has turned into harassment now. leave her alone.
steveonline4u: hey who r u?
me: a friend.
steveonline4u: see i need her more than anything ok
steveonline4u: plz let me be man
me: no you don’t.
steveonline4u: i do lz?
steveonline4u: plz?
steveonline4u: she’s been trobling me
me: if you’re this hard pressed for affection, then you have some isswues that you need to sort out. so please do so on your own accord without harassing women on here.
me: otherwise, we may be forced to contact the authorities.
steveonline4u: how do u mean dear
steveonline4u: how?
steveonline4u: im not ba ok
steveonline4u: bad ok
me: well, if you are indeed ‘not bad’, then you would respect her wishes enough to stop messaging and harassing her.
steveonline4u: it’s just that she finds it difficult to remember that we have once talked b4
steveonline4u: ok help me tell her sorry ok
me: well, if she can’t remember, then there was probably a good reason for such.
me: if you are sorry… leave her be.
steveonline4u: let her respond
steveonline4u: abd i will be fine
steveonline4u: and i will be fine ok
steveonline4u: man can i see ur pic?
me: no. she doesn’t need to have to respond. she’s told you several times to stop harassing her, and you have not.
me: she’s asked nicely, now it’s gone further than it had to.
steveonline4u: ok
steveonline4u: u said she’s a friend right
steveonline4u: so where r u?
steveonline4u: n what do u do?
me: none of that matters. what does matter is that you forget about her, since she has apparently forgotten about you (if in fact you have conversed before), and that you end this conversation right now.
steveonline4u: oh u too dont wanna talk?
me: it’s taken you this long to figure it out? end of conversation now, son.
steveonline4u: cant we talk again bcos of a girl?
me: i dont want to associate with someone as disrespectful, rude, and inconsiderate as you.
steveonline4u: no now
steveonline4u: u insult ne man?
steveonline4u: do u know me b4?
steveonline4u: u dont condemn people like that ok
steveonline4u: watch ur words ok
me: well, i’ve seen how you talked to her, and it was pretty apparent.
steveonline4u: how?
me: copy and paste.
steveonline4u: i wasnt harsh?
steveonline4u: how do u mean?
me: end of conversation. goodbye.
steveonline4u: no tell me?
me: end of conversation. goodbye.
steveonline4u: hey
steveonline4u: u r the bad one i guess
steveonline4u: we cant even talk right
me: why? because i stopped someone from harassing a woman ?
steveonline4u: oh she is ur girl right?
me: she’s a friend of mine, nothing more.
me: end of conversation. goodbye.
steveonline4u: i wasnt harrasing any one here
steveonline4u: honestly
steveonline4u: is just that she’s been so harsh on me
me: steveonline4u: how do we see agin?
steveonline4u: can we exchange our full contact?
friend: i HAVE TO GO
friend: BYE
steveonline4u: where are u now/.
friend: listen i tried to put you on ignore and it wont work so will you please just leave me alone
steveonline4u: so u hate me that much?
steveonline4u: is it fair of u?
steveonline4u: thatz to show u that am a winner and will always be ok
steveonline4u: and im trying to convince her
me: she claims to have never talked to you before
me: what are you trying to convince her? that she should meet you and you rape her or something?
me: LEAVE HER ALONE.
me: STOP HARASSING HER.
me: STOP HARASSING ME.
me: END OF CONVERSATION.
steveonline4u: who is this man
steveonline4u: where r u?
steveonline4u: look at the way its coming out from ur mouth
steveonline4u: what a man knows b est is what he enjoys doing
steveonline4u: yes
steveonline4u: u’ve been in the game right
me: and you apparently enjoy harassing women.
steveonline4u: not me
steveonline4u: and never will i
me: well, you have been. so stop.
me: now.
steveonline4u: do they buy love?
steveonline4u: u whatz ur problem,?
steveonline4u:
me: END OF CONVERSATION.
then he messages my friend again:
steveonline4u: i pray never to meet someone so harsh like u
steveonline4u: buy
steveonline4u: and buy forever
name_changed: ok, what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to someone?
zenandjuice: like framing someone for murder ?
name_changed: you did not
zenandjuice: no… i didnt.
zenandjuice: <—– boooring
zenandjuice: man, i have no idea.
zenandjuice: ummmm
zenandjuice: i got a crow assested for being part of a murder.
zenandjuice: LOL
zenandjuice: bad pun. sorry.
This reminded me of a scene cut from “High Fidelity” that was in the original book:
Rob sits, rocking slightly with the movement of the train.
He stares at an OLD COUPLE who do not speak to each other.
ROB
She’s right, of course. I am a
fucking asshole. I did and said
those things. But before you
judge, although you’ve probably
already done so, go off for a
minute and write down the top five
worst things that you have done to
your partner, even if — especially
if — your partner doesn’t know
about them. Don’t dress things up
or try to explain them. Just write
them down in the plainest language
possible…
A LONG BEAT, even five or ten seconds.
ROB (CONT’D)
Pencils down. Okay, so who’s the
asshole now?
[05:26] Friend: 39 new objects…. and a spider blinking – this does not calm me down
[05:26] zenandjuice: is it an itsy bitsy sppider ?
[05:26] Friend: what the hell is an itsy bitsy spppppider?
[05:26] zenandjuice: it crawls up the water spout
[05:26] Friend: a f.. ing spider is a f..ing spider to me
[05:27] zenandjuice: Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
[05:27] zenandjuice: Out came the sun that dried up all the rain,
[05:27] zenandjuice: And the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again.
[05:27] Friend: FFFFFFFFFFF
[05:28] Friend: not funny:-(:’-(:-<<:-/
[05:28] zenandjuice: key get stuck ?
[05:28] zenandjuice: http://www.dltk-teach.com/rhymes/spider/
[05:28] Friend: grrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
[05:29] Friend: hey, i am infected! thats not nice!
[05:29] zenandjuice: hehehe you have an infection ![]()
[05:29] zenandjuice: ![]()
[05:29] Friend: what am i to do with my blinking red spider?!
[05:29] zenandjuice: Sorry I’m not home right now
I’m walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message
And I’ll call you back
[05:30] Friend: i am laughing
[05:30] Friend: but i try to hide it and to be concerned!
This town needs chinese delivery.
You’ve seen on TV. You’ve seen it in the movies. There was a Seinfeld episode based on it.
But we don’t have this in Fayetteville. Many moons have passed [waving hand across the sky] since Fayetteville has seen Chinese Take-Out Delivery Man.
In fact dear readers… I’ve done some research. Other people are interested in this as well ! Take this conversation I had with a friend yesterday:
Session Start (6830763:Doris): Tue Feb 24 14:48:43 2004
[02:48] Doris: du u know any chinese delivery?
[02:49] zenandjuice: HAHAHAA. No.
[02:49] Doris: FOOOOOOOD
[02:49] Doris: not people
[02:49] zenandjuice: i could probably get some chinese people deliviered to you.
[02:49] zenandjuice: lol
[02:50] Doris: hmpf
So as I’m writing this, I’m finally having the urge and ability to eat, and I would gladly give someone else’s firstborn for some fried rice and veggie delight from Hunan Manor.
Oh, Hunan Manor needs to stay open later than 9pm. That’s my other wish.
Oh, I also want to have a Passover themed meal. All Kosher food, lamb’s blood on the outside marking the door, etc… I’ll bring the Blackberry Manishevitz. Anyone else in ?