zenandjuice: thinking about buying a camcorder.
zenandjuice: wanna star in a movie ?
[hidden]: depends
[hidden]: what KIND of a movie
zenandjuice: i dont know yet.
zenandjuice: a coming of age piece
zenandjuice: like milo and otis.
zenandjuice: but with humans in cat and dog costumes.
zenandjuice: they run around grassy parks.
zenandjuice: then mate.
zenandjuice: then out pops catdog
[08:28] youlovemycar: read my latest post… its interesting.
[08:31] zenandjuice: k
[08:33] zenandjuice: well
[08:33] zenandjuice: you can always talk to my heater
[08:33] youlovemycar: your heater?
[08:33] youlovemycar: at least it wouldnt talk back.
[08:33] zenandjuice: lol
[08:33] zenandjuice: ME heater
[08:33] zenandjuice: ME heather
[08:33] youlovemycar: hahaha nice typo
[08:34] zenandjuice: just keep that close to heart heather, and remember that when you’re in times of need
[08:34] zenandjuice: ‘you can always talk to my heater’
[08:34] zenandjuice: lol
me: whatcha doin?
mom: wrapping.
me: is it gangsta wrap?
mom: feels like it !
I love my mom.
[11:02] roseman: I received the 200 lavender earlier… waiting on the red… I get this phone call. Customs destroyed my red roses.
[11:02] zenandjuice: WTF
[11:02] roseman: They had to do a periodic bug check or something. No idea. All I know is, I am seriously about to raise the terror level to red, heh
[01:18] zenandjuice: soooo will you get reimbursed for the roses or what?
[01:18] roseman: They’re sending me 150 long stems that should be here today
[01:18] roseman: They literally stuffed some guy in a truck somewhere in the US this morning and sent him to my place
A prime example of how the best intentions can fail miserably. Major points for effort, more points for creativity, and the hopeless romantic in me
says “awwwwwwwwwwww” even though I think roses are horridly cliched.
Of course, the hugeness of the faux pas, (or “False Step” for those of you who do not know French) negates all of the above, and is
causing a major fit of laughter.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent. I chose characters from The Breakfast Club as the pseudonyms.
[12:13] “Brian Ralph Johnson”: You ever do something so dumb it’s unbearably hilarious?
[12:14] “Brian Ralph Johnson”: Check this out… this is so funny. I sent “Claire Standish” two fucking hundred 24″ red roses, right? They’ll be here tomorrow. She’s over here tonight, and we’re talking how roses and candy are a little cliche because they’re so common place
[12:14] “Brian Ralph Johnson”: And she says she hates roses
[12:15] zenandjuice: you sent her 200 roses ?
[12:17] “Brian Ralph Johnson”: 200 from ecuador
[12:17] “Brian Ralph Johnson”: Fucking ecuador
[12:17] zenandjuice: FROM ECAUDOR?
[12:17] zenandjuice: Goober.
[12:17] zenandjuice: i am laughing HARD here.
[12:17] “Brian Ralph Johnson”: haha I know. They can grow year round there
[12:17] “Brian Ralph Johnson”: Dude I almost died. She said that and I just burst out laughing so hard
[12:18] “Brian Ralph Johnson”: haha I know. I’m going to try and coin the phrase “The dumbest way to say I love you” from this, heh
[12:19] zenandjuice: can you get the card quickly changed to say…
[12:20] zenandjuice: “He may be a retard, but he wants to be YOUR retard”
[12:20] zenandjuice: or “They only have roses in ecaudor.”
[12:20] “Brian Ralph Johnson”: hahaha that’s a good idea. I think she feels bad enough that she’ll lie to me if she doesn’t like it. I think the sheer number should be enough to make it not average at all though
[12:20] zenandjuice: ya know… a dozen or two dozen would be funny.
[12:21] zenandjuice: this should go on television.
[12:21] zenandjuice: i could see Ross doing this on friends.
[12:21] zenandjuice: or George on Seinfeld.
[12:21] zenandjuice: “200 Jerry!”, “200?”, “Yep… 200″
12/22/2003:
followup to the 200 roses debacle:
The guy found a better deal, and got 400 roses for the price he found 200 elsewhere….
so he’s giving her 200 red, 200 lavendar, and 1 silk rose with a note that says “I’ll love you til the last rose dies”.
Now, zing goes the strings of my heart….
and the overall tariff wasn’t too bad.
Rock and roll.
a friend just IM’d wanting to find out how to break up with someone…
she wanted out of a relationship,
my story for her…
tell him…. that you’re not comfortable with the way that the relationship is going due to a combination of distance, personal differences, and realization that the two of you are on different paths in life.
Much better than ‘i just want to be friends’ bs.
had a friend message me last nite whom i havent seen in forever
[01:53] k: i have always wondered something else about you
[01:53] k: do you consider yourself a good kisser??
[01:53] z: very much so.
[01:54] k: well i always wondered because you look like you could be
[01:57] k: i’ve always wondered what it would be like to kiss you?
[02:02] k: i just want to kiss you
[02:04] z: i’m sure it can be arranged
Too bad she’s moved away… People should really just speak their minds and seize the moment when they have the chance.
Anyone else curious? Speak up now !
hehe
– chris
tonight’s wacky conversation….
THEM: hey there
ME: hello !
THEM: what u up 2 ???
ME: oh, just chilling…what about you…
ME: just got out of the pool
THEM: bored as all hell
THEM: so ur all wet ???
ME: not totally but mostly
THEM: wow me 2
ME: oh ?
THEM: got thehouse all 2 myself
THEM: w/ nothin 2 do
ME: coo
ME: did mom tell you no parties?
THEM: not mom
THEM: but roommate
ME: mom ALWAYS told me “no parties”
ME: but we always did…. whew ! pull out the ice cream, rent a pg-13 film (shhh don’t tell mom), and let the good times roll !
ME: i’d eat my desert BEFORE supper too….
ME: hahaha…. boy, i was the king of tom-foolery back then !
ME: good times…good times…
[03:56] Eric : hey squirt, howd ya do on ya test?
[03:56] zenandjuice: ummmmm
[03:56] zenandjuice: huh ?
[03:56] zenandjuice: squirt?
[03:56] zenandjuice: is that your new nickname for me ?
[03:56] Eric : oops was trying to send that to emilie
[03:56] Eric : lol
[03:56] zenandjuice: LOL
[03:56] Eric : *gives you a noogie*
[03:56] zenandjuice: hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
[03:56] Eric : as you were squirt
New kid in the ‘scene’ around the ‘ville…. posts on the luvboard as: “ThE CaNdY kId”
Sat Apr 26 00:13:56 2003
[12:13] Bnmp8y: tell me about drugs now
[12:14] Bnmp8y: i am talking with someone that is kind of worrying me about them
[12:14] me: i dont know…i dont do em…
[12:14] Bnmp8y: i dont either
[12:14] me: well, then don’t start.
[12:14] Bnmp8y: but he says i will meet some people that are on them
[12:16] me: well, that can happen anytime.
[12:16] Bnmp8y: he said people on x can get violent, and i never heard that before
[12:19] Bnmp8y: he said he got asked by a guy on x to rub his back and he wouldnt do it, and the etard got really angry
[12:19] Bnmp8y: arent they gonna check everyone like last time at green 3 or is it just too much trouble so they wont do it?
[12:21] Bnmp8y: i was really scared to go to green 3
[12:22] Bnmp8y: i was afraid i’d get in a fight with a junkie
[12:24] Bnmp8y: what drugs do you think they will do besides x you think
[12:24] Bnmp8y: probably ghb you think?
[12:25] me: man i have no idea…i really dont care…. i dont do the drugs, and dont really know aznyhing about them
[12:25] Bnmp8y: well, i dont feel so good about going to a drug-filled environment
[12:25] Bnmp8y: drugs attract crime
[12:26] Bnmp8y: like rape and theft
[12:26] me: how do you even know there will be drugs there ?
[12:26] Bnmp8y: thats what the dj said
[12:27] me: what dj ?
[12:27] Bnmp8y: and a staff member at green 3 said that they caught some people trying to sneak in x
[12:27] Bnmp8y: and this being an outdoor rave, it seems liek people would be MORE likely to bring drugs
[12:28] Bnmp8y: and since you can bring like tents and back packs and all sorts of stuff, it seems more likely people can smuggle the stuff in
[12:29] Bnmp8y: i just dont want to get in a big fight with an etard because he wants some gay sex and i wont give him any is all
[12:31] Bnmp8y: or get attacked by a nutcase on acid
Sat Apr 26 00:42:51 2003
[12:42] Bnmp8y: what does PLUR stand for?
Sun Apr 27 2003
[01:23] Bnmp8y: i was like dancing sexy for the dj and stuff
[01:23] Bnmp8y: i danced like the whole fucking night
[01:23] Bnmp8y: i have no idea how i did it
[01:23] me: were you the one dancing right in front of the djs ?
[01:24] me: and then was dancing on th4e side of the djs, like you were humping yourself ?
[01:24] Bnmp8y: yeah i heard about that, but i dont remember “humping myself”
[01:24] Bnmp8y: i just remember reaching down my pants
[01:25] Bnmp8y: and doing all sorts of weird stuff
[01:25] me: yeah dude…we were all laughing and thinking that you were rolling.
[01:26] Bnmp8y: you know what, i think maybe i was rolling and just dont know it
[01:26] Bnmp8y: i never been drunk before, but i dont think its suppsed to be like that
[01:26] Bnmp8y: and i didnt have much to drink
[01:26] me: umm..no it’s not.
[01:26] me: maybe you were just being a dork 
[01:26] me: etard.
[01:26] Bnmp8y: i mean i danced the whole night long
[01:26] Bnmp8y: i cant beleive i did that
[01:26] Bnmp8y: x would make me do that
[01:27] Bnmp8y: plus i couldnt stop smiling and laughing
[01:27] Bnmp8y: people would talk to me, i wouldn t be able to understand them, id just laugh in their face and smile and dance again
[01:27] Bnmp8y: can you put ecstasy in a drink
[01:29] me: you were probably just drunk as hell
[01:30] Bnmp8y: but i didnt drink much
[01:30] Bnmp8y: and i never been drunk, but i have drunk before
[01:30] Bnmp8y: and im not tired right now
[01:31] Bnmp8y: im sore like you wouldnt believe though, my back feels like its about to snap and it hurts to walk
[01:31] Bnmp8y: do you know any after affects of x?
[01:31] me: man i dont know
[01:32] Bnmp8y: lol, maybe i did get drunk and someone got me high somehow
[01:32] Bnmp8y: i lost a lot of things that night
[01:32] Bnmp8y: my flash light, some of my stars, my sunglasses my lawn chair
[01:33] Bnmp8y: was i dancing well or was i dancing really shitty and falling over all over the place?
[01:33] Bnmp8y: i remember “dancing really, really well”
[01:34] Bnmp8y: i remember talking to a dj
[01:34] Bnmp8y: i remember going up to cars with my flashlight and being like “this is the police, get out of the car sir”
[01:35] Bnmp8y: well if thats what getting drunk is like, then i have to say, its the greatest thing in the world
[01:35] Bnmp8y: i remmber like 10 people going up to me and they were like “gimme some of what your on”
[01:36] Bnmp8y: who needs drugs when they can get drunk like that
[01:36] Bnmp8y: damn, that was good
[01:39] Bnmp8y: i pulled the sheets off a couple gettin it on
[01:39] Bnmp8y: someone told me to do it
[01:39] Bnmp8y: they told me to bring them the blanket
[01:39] Bnmp8y: i was like, “wait, you didnt really want to have this blanket did you”
[01:42] me: see man, that’s just being an asshole.
Session Start (AIM – me:Bnmp8y): Sun Apr 27 19:40:31 2003
[07:40] Bnmp8y: have you ever been to the armz?
[08:36] me: I’m the original inhabitant of the armz.
Mon Apr 28 23:09:52 2003
[11:09] Bnmp8y: hey man, do you like glow sticks?
[11:10] Bnmp8y: i found a place online that like sells them for like 54 cents each plus shipping
[11:10] me: i hate em.
[11:10] me: hahaha
[11:10] Bnmp8y: oh ok, nevermind then