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  • I am not a citizen, national or resident of, and am not under the control of, the government of: Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Libya, North Korea, Syria, nor any other country to which the United States has prohibited export.
  • I will not download or otherwise export or re-export the Programs, directly or indirectly, to the above mentioned countries nor to citizens, nationals or residents of those countries.
  • I am not listed on the United States Department of Treasury lists of Specially Designated Nationals, Specially Designated Terrorists, and Specially Designated Narcotic Traffickers, nor am I listed on the United States Department of Commerce Table of Denial Orders.
  • I will not download or otherwise export or re-export the Programs, directly or indirectly, to persons on the above mentioned lists.
  • I will not use the Programs for, and will not allow the Programs to be used for, any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, for the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, chemical or biological weapons of mass destruction.

Whew! I passed !

 

from http://blogs.sun.com/roller/page/ThinGuy?entry=the_war_on_terror_as

The War on Terror

As viewed from the Bourne shell.

$ cd /middle_east
$ ls
Afghanistan Iraq Libya Saudi_Arabia UAE
Algeria Israel Morrocco Sudan Yemen
Bahrain Jordan Oman Syria
Egypt Kuwait Palestine Tunisia
Iran Lebanon Qatar Turkey

$ cd Afghanistan
$ ls
bin Taliban
$ rm Taliban
rm: Taliban is a directory
$ cd Taliban
$ ls
soldiers
$ rm soldiers
$ cd ..
$ rmdir Taliban
rmdir: directory “Taliban”: Directory not empty
$ cd Taliban
$ ls -a
. .. .insurgents
$ chown -R USA .*
chown: .insurgents: Not owner
$ cd ..
$ su
Password: *******
# mv Taliban /tmp
# exit
$ ls
bin
$ cd bin
$ ls
laden
$ cd ..
$ rm -r bin/laden
bin/laden: No such file or directory
$ find / -name laden
$
$ su
Password: *******
# mv bin /tmp
# exit
$ pwd
/middle_east/Afghanistan
$ cd ..
$ ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda Iraq/.
ln: cannot create Iraq/Al_Qaeda: Permission denied
$ su
Password:*******
# ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda Iraq/.
# cd Iraq/Al_Qaeda
Al_Qaeda: does not exist
# rm Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# mkfile 100g Iraq/Al_Qaeda
mkfile: No space left on device
# rm Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# mkfile 1b Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# chown -R USA:Proof Iraq/Al_Qaeda
#exit
$ cd Iraq
$ ls
saddam
$ ls
saddam
$ ls
saddam
$ ls -a
. .. saddam
$ find / -name [Ww][Mm][Dd]
/korea/north/wMd
$ wall Propaganda.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on USS_Abraham_Lincoln Th May 1st
Mission Accomplished!
$ rm saddam
saddam: No such file or directory
$ find / -name saddam
/var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam
$ wall NewsWorthy.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on Time.Magazine Sat Dec 13
We Got Him!
$ mv /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam /opt/jail
$ cd /opt/USA
$ cp -Rp Democracy /middle_east/Iraq
$ cd /middle_east/Iraq/Democracy
$ ./install
Install Error: Install failed. See install_log for details.
$ more install_log
Installed failed!
Prerequisite packages missing
Conflicting package Wahhabism found in /midde_east/Saudi_Arabia
Packages Church and State must be installed separately
File System /PeakOil nearing capacity
Please read the install guide to properly plan your installation.
$

 

I mailed off my ipod to apple support on Monday, and received a replacement today !

The hard drive started making clicking sounds (BAD DRIVE!), and I couldn’t access anything on it.

I love the label that came on the new unit:

Don\'t Steal Music

Now to reload everything, just in time for the San Francisco trip !

 

i’ve been noticing a major amount of sluggishness on the domains that I host on my webserver recently.

finally tracked down some of the problems – linking to images on my site from places all over the internet. apparently people loooooove to put them in their sigs on forums and such.

so i starting playing with the apache mod_rewrite command and only allow referers (apache misspelling) from zenandjuice.com and livejournal.com since that’s where I intend my blog images to be seen.

so far, I haven’t implemented it site-wide (just in specific image folders), but I’m keeping a real-time watch on my log files to see how much stuff is stolen from elsewhere on my site.

those that do link to my images get redirected to this graphic:

 

to get me electronically on my telephone:

email: phone@zenandjuice.com

or via AIM: my screenname is zenandmobile

 

i have some invites for yahoo360 (http://360.yahoo.com/) if anyone wants one.

leave me a comment or drop me an email if you want one. I need your email address or yahoo ID.

-chris

 

ADOBE TO ACQUIRE MACROMEDIA

Combined Company to Deliver Industry-Defining Technology Platform for Rich, Interactive Content

SAN JOSE, Calif. – April 18, 2005 – Adobe Systems Incorporated (Nasdaq: ADBE) today announced a definitive agreement to acquire Macromedia (Nasdaq: MACR) in an all-stock transaction valued at approximately $3.4 billion.

The combination of Adobe and Macromedia will provide customers a more powerful set of solutions for creating, managing and delivering compelling content and experiences across multiple operating systems, devices and media. Together, the two companies will meet a wider set of customer needs and have a significantly greater opportunity to grow into new markets, particularly in the mobile and enterprise segments.

“Customers are calling for integrated software solutions that enable them to create, manage and deliver a wide range of compelling content and applications – from documents and images to audio and video,” said Bruce Chizen, chief executive officer of Adobe. “By combining our powerful development, authoring and collaboration software – along with the complementary functionality of PDF and Flash – Adobe has the opportunity to bring this vision to life with an industry-defining technology platform.”

Under the terms of the agreement, which has been approved by both boards of directors, Macromedia stockholders will receive, at a fixed exchange ratio, 0.69 shares of Adobe common stock for every share of Macromedia common stock in a tax-free exchange. Based on Adobe’s and Macromedia’s closing prices on Friday, April 15, 2005, this represents a price of $41.86 per share of Macromedia common stock. Upon the close of the transaction, Macromedia stockholders will own approximately 18 percent of the combined company on a pro forma basis.

In the combined company, Chizen will continue as chief executive officer and Shantanu Narayen will remain president and chief operating officer. Stephen Elop, president and chief executive officer of Macromedia, will join Adobe as president of worldwide field operations. Murray Demo will remain executive vice president and chief financial officer. Dr. John Warnock and Dr. Charles Geschke will remain as co-chairmen of the Board of Directors of the combined company and Rob Burgess, chairman of the Macromedia Board of Directors, will join the Adobe Board.

“Both Macromedia and Adobe are passionate about creating and enabling great experiences across a wide range of devices and operating systems,” said Stephen Elop, president and chief executive officer of Macromedia. “Our combined teams will be a powerful force for innovation around cutting-edge platforms for delivering content and applications.”
Integration

The two companies are developing integration plans that build on the cultural similarities and the best business and product development practices from each company. The companies will make additional details and information about the acquisition available at http://www.adobe.com/aboutadobe/invrelations/adobeandmacromedia.html.

“While we anticipate the integration team will identify opportunities for cost savings by the time the acquisition closes, the primary motivation for the two companies’ joining is to continue to expand and grow our business into new markets,” said Chizen.

The acquisition, which is expected to close in Fall 2005, is subject to customary closing conditions, including approval by the stockholders of both companies and regulatory approvals. The transaction will be accounted for under purchase accounting rules.

Due to the absence at this time of estimates of the acquisition-related restructuring costs and the allocation of the purchase price between goodwill, in-process R&D, other intangibles and equity-based compensation expenses related to SFAS 123R, Adobe is currently unable to provide GAAP estimates on future earnings.

The transaction is currently expected to be break-even to slightly accretive to earnings in the first twelve months after closing on a non-GAAP basis. The company’s target of break even-to-slightly accretive to earnings on a non-GAAP basis assumes no adverse impact from the loss of deferred revenue in the first twelve months following the close due to purchase accounting.

 

great unix script I found: killer (http://www.unixreview.com/documents/s=1344/uni1015951559804/)

What Is killer?

Here’s a script I wrote a few years ago as a general ps and kill interface, called killer. It’s a csh script that allows me to almost entirely dispense with using process IDs when doing kills, and also allows me to do quick ps listings of just the processes I want. Examples of use are:

killer netscape — Kill all my Netscape processes.

killer -a netscape (as root) — Kill all Netscape processes on the system.

killer -u joe netscape (as root) — Kill all Netscape processes owned by Joe.

killer -s -SIGSTOP less .out — Send a STOP signal to all “less” processes I have that are operating on “.out” files

killer -i javac — Show all of my “javac” processes and prompt me for which ones to be killed.

killer -a -n emacs foo bar — Show all processes on the system that contain the strings “emacs,” “foo,” and “bar,” but don’t kill them.

killer -u root -n — List all running processes owned by root.

code:

#!/bin/csh -f
#
# killer – kill all processes containing specified strings
#
# Written by: Bruce Israel, Tue Apr 14 1998
#
# Usage:
set usage = “$0 [ -u | -a ] [ -s ] [ -i | -n ] …”
#
# At least one string is required. If multiple strings are specified, then
# only processes containing all strings will be killed.
#
# Options:
# -u – Kill matching procs of specified user
# -a – Kill matching procs of all users
# -s – use signal for kill
# -i – ask first before performing kill
# -n – don’t really kill it; acts like a glorified ‘ps’.
#
# If the interactive option (-i) is given, then a prompt will be given with
# options to kill or not kill the specified processes, to change the kill
# signal, and to filter the process set further before killing.
#
# The -a and -u are only useful by root due to Unix security restrictions.
# You can use them when not root, but they won’t be able to perform the
# requested kill. If neither -u or -a is specified, then the current user
# is used. The -s option is used to specify a particular signal to be used
# to kill the processes. If a signal is not specified, then -9 is used.
# The specified signal can be in any form suitable for use by ‘kill’
# (e.g. -9, -INT, etc.).
#
# e.g. ‘killer prog1′, ‘killer -u joe netscape www.foo.com’
#
# Internal info for differing OSs:
#
# ‘killer’ uses ‘ps’ to check for processes, but since ‘ps’ comes in
# mutually incompatible flavors, it tries to auto-detect which flavor of ps
# we’re running. The way it does this is to run ‘ps -x’ (an acceptable
# option for Berkeley-flavor ps’s) and then to see if it ran successfully.
# If that works, then assume Berkeley-flavor ‘ps’, otherwise assume a AT&T
# Sys V flavor ‘ps’.
#
# Berkeley ‘ps’ is called as “ps -auxww”, and assumed to return the process
# owner’s name in the first column and the process id in the second column.
# Sys-V ‘ps’ is called as “ps -elf”, which is assumed to return the process
# owner’s name in the third column, and the process id in column four.

set user = `id | awk -F) ‘{print $1}’ | awk -F( ‘{print $2}’`

set interactive = 0
set strings = ()
set signal = “-9″
set operation = “kill”

set args = ( $* )

while ($#argv > 0)
set arg = “$argv[1]”
shift argv
if (“$arg” == “-h” || “$arg” == “-help” ) then
echo “$usage”
exit 1
else if (“$arg” == “-a”) then
set user = “”
else if (“$arg” == “-n”) then
set operation = “list”
else if (“$arg” == “-i”) then
set interactive = 1
else if (“$arg” == “-u”) then
set user = “$argv[1]”
shift argv
else if (“$arg” == “-s”) then
set signal = “$argv[1]”
shift argv
if (“$signal” !~ -*) then
set signal = “-$signal”
endif
else
set strings = ($strings “$arg”)
endif
end

if ($operation == “list”) then
set strings = ($strings “”)
endif

if ($#strings == 0) then
echo “Usage: $usage”
exit 1
endif

set tmp = /tmp/killer.$$
set tmp2 = /tmp/killer2.$$

# check for type of ‘ps’ by collecting error output
(ps x >/dev/null) >& $tmp

# if “ps -x” returned no error, then we’re BSD style
if (-z $tmp) then
set type = BSD
else
# otherwise assume we’re running a Sys V ps.
set type = SYSV
endif

rm -f $tmp

if ($type == “BSD”) then
set psargs = “auxww”
set uidcol = 1
set pidcol = 2
else if ($type == “SYSV”) then
set psargs = “-elf”
set uidcol = 3
set pidcol = 4
else if ($type == “”) then
echo “Couldn’t figure out what type of PS this system uses.”
exit 1
else
echo Unknown PS type $type
exit 1
endif

# generate full process list
ps $psargs | cut -c 1-2000 | awk ‘$’$pidcol’ != “‘$$’”‘ >$tmp

# filter processes by user
if (“$user” != “”) then
awk ‘$’$uidcol’ == “‘$user’”‘ < $tmp >$tmp2
mv $tmp2 $tmp

endif

# filter processes by specified strings
foreach string ( $strings:q )
set gopt = “”
if (“`uname`” != “SunOS”) set gopt = “-e”
grep $gopt “$string” $tmp >$tmp2
mv $tmp2 $tmp
end

# collect process ids from resulting process set
set procs = `cat $tmp | awk ‘{print $’$pidcol’}'`

# Display PS list
cat $tmp
rm -f $tmp

if ($#procs == 0) then
echo “No processes found for: $args”
exit 1
endif

# if list only, then display the processes and exit
if ($operation == “list”) then
echo “Processes: $procs”
exit 0
endif

if ($interactive == 0) then
# non-interactive (default option), automatically kill processes
set ans = “y”
else
# interactive (-i option), prompt for desired actions
set done = “no”
while ($done == “no”)
echo -n “Do ‘kill $signal $procs’ (y/n/f/s/?) [y]: ”
set ans = “$< "
if ("$ans" == "") set ans = "y"
if ("$ans" == "?" || "$ans" == "help") then
echo "Y - Yes, N - No, F - Filter list, S - Change signal"
else if ("$ans" == "n" || "$ans" == "N" ||
"$ans" == "y" || "$ans" == "Y") then
set done = "yes"
else if ("$ans" == "s" || "$ans" == "S") then
echo -n "kill signal: "
set signal = "$<"
else if ("$ans" == "f" || "$ans" == "F") then
set nprocs = ()
foreach pr ( $procs )
echo -n "kill ${pr}: "
set ans = "$<"
if ("$ans" != "n" && "$ans" != "N" &&
"$ans" != "no" && "$ans" != "NO") then
set nprocs = ( $nprocs $pr )
endif
end
set procs = ( $nprocs )
else
echo "Unknown option '$ans'"
endif
end
endif

if ("$ans" == "y" || "$ans" == "Y") then
echo -n "killing ..."
kill $signal $procs
echo " done."
endif

# end of file

 

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i’ve been running late alot recently….

i’ve set my computer clock to automatically keep the time up-to-date, and apparently time.windows.com is 10 minutes BEHIND time.nist.gov.

Those bastards !

I’m having to put more faith into the government than microsoft. I’m not sure which is worse.

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