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Spam-Of-The-Day

zenandjuice — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:26:57 +0000

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You wanna screw her juicy twat.
She looks so sizzling, she’s so nice!
But would your penise size suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
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But how to get it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You’ll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your schlong will pound her box so deep,
Tonight you’ll hardly fall asleep!

So try today this wonder-pi’ll
And change your life at your own will!

his breath smelled of calamari

zenandjuice — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 15:29:20 +0000

spam I received today. just loved the Subject !

Spam from a Judge?

zenandjuice — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 21:42:52 +0000

Son of a bitch ! I was spammed by someone running for election in Arkansas.

someone needs to register the .com version of his domain and make it a porn site.

The Judge Griffen for Justice Campaign obtained your email address from
a direct marketing provider. The provider gives us email addresses of people
who have indicated that marketers may use their email address to inform
them about products, information, or services. Our Campaign does not
use your email address for any purpose other than to communicate with
you about the campaign.

whois info:

Domain ID:D106186291-LROR
Domain Name:JUDGEGRIFFENFORJUSTICE.ORG
Created On:28-Apr-2005 16:10:31 UTC
Last Updated On:28-Mar-2006 20:38:51 UTC
Expiration Date:28-Apr-2007 16:10:31 UTC
Sponsoring Registrar:New Dream Network, LLC (R173-LROR)
Registrant ID:ndn-79392
Registrant Name:Graham Catlett
Registrant Organization:Graham Catlett
Registrant Street1:323 Center St
Registrant City:Little Rock
Registrant State/Province:AR
Registrant Postal Code:72201
Registrant Country:US
Registrant Phone:+1.5013722121
Registrant Email:gcatlett@catlett.net

Spam: A Moment

zenandjuice — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 23:02:55 +0000

I just created a brand new category in my blog… “Spam”. And to start this off….

From: Jason (jaxwinner@hotmail.com)
Subject: A Moment

Hello.

My name is Jason Adams. You probably don’t know me and yet still it is an amazing thing that of all the people in the world our paths crossed electronically for a moment.

I’m not a salesman. I don’t want your money. I don’t even want you to forward this email. This is completely between me and you. A private moment and I’m not there so actually it’s just you by yourself.

The whole point of my email is to ask you to take a moment to invite Jesus Christ into your heart. Make Him the Lord of your life. Let Him save you. Please. Before it’s too late.

You’ve seen how much the whole world is decaying. How much longer do you think the world will bear our injustice?

I didn’t ask you to go to church or to say a silent prayer. Use your voice and call out to God. He knows you. He knows you’ve done things He said not to do. He sent His Son to pay your price and mine. Will you leave His gift laying unopened? It’s easy you know…so very easy…(outloud… even a whisper will do in case you got a co-worker nearby)

God, forgive me for my sins. You and I know I’ve done what you’ve said not to do. Please forgive me. I realize that You allowed Jesus to go through my punishment to pay my price. I believe in Jesus and ask Him to become my Lord and Saviour. Help me to live a new life looking to Jesus to save me from the coming judgement. Thank You. In Jesus’ name.

You may already have made this commitment. You may have allowed things to come into your life that God disapproves of. Take care of those things. Recommit your life to following after Jesus Christ. It’s not too late. He loves you so very much.

Jason