I have two items for FREE, for whomever wants them…
one, a loveseat… comfy… 
and I also have a spare 29 gallon aquarium. Just the tank only.
Both are free, to whomever wants either or both. Reply here, or email me: chris@zenandjuice.com or send me an instant message.
i thought I hit a cat with my car early early saturday morning…discovered a few seconds later that it was really a skunk.
my car smellllllssss
If you are on the UA campus, and you forget to dial a “9″ to get an outside line, you WILL accidently call The Traveler (school newspaper) if you are trying to call The Home Brewery (587-1440).
The secretary wasn’t amused.
jill just called me, and asked me to walk out my backdoor, so that she could give me a kiss as she drove by 
I have a freeeeee couch… first come first served, and quick.
It’s the retro, wooden framed, golden wonder that’s been sitting in my living room (and my grandmother’s house for decades before that). Just check out that stitching !
friday night ended up with me stepping foot into Uno’s for the first time…. by the end of the night, I was assisting in the scream along that was “Smells Like Teen Spirit”.
Realizing that song is at least 15 years old, and now is a Karaoke standard was a sobering moment. Maybe I need to unwrap my “Nevermind” LP (that’s right, original vinyl baby, bought “back in the day”) and give it another listen. Oh, those salad days of Fayetteville in the early 90′s !
went to lunch, and found a $10 bill in the parking lot near cable car pizza.
the crowd says Bo’ Selecta !
yes, i firmly believe that midnight is the optimum time for shampooing my living room carpet. silly neighbors.
it’s always amazing what one will find when you clean the fridge.
i took out all the shelves, and drawers, and cleaned them up. apparently, a bottle of barbeque sauce had escaped the confines of it’s bottle, and redistributed itself down the back and under the bottom shelf. EEK. That has now been destroyed.
Tossed out some weird things and now my fridge is bare. I did have half of a carton of organic brown eggs, but due to a mishap involving gravity, I have one egg left. That required me to clean things a second time. grumble.
so, now I have no food… minus: 1 pack of cream cheese, butter, dr pepper, club soda, pickled mango, some strange asian things in bottles, martini olives and onions [essentials], and a few veggies.
I think I need to mandate that anyone who’s ever come over and ate things out of my fridge should bring me a “refrigerator restocking gift”. But I doubt that would work.
woke up this morning, looked at the clock. thought it said 9:27. !&@#*&@!!!!
Had a 9:30 meeting re: ISIS at Hotz Hall. Grabbed my shit ran ran ran. Noticed my phone said 7:33.
Clock really said 5:27… I guess I didn’t squint hard enough, ha.
I calmed down, showered, worked from home for a bit catching up on office things, and then went over to the meeting.