From: Jeff Rollason (d010889c@dcfreenet.seflin.lib.fl.us) (from Rolling Stone 740, August 8, 1996) THE MOOG COOKBOOK Relativity 3 stars IMPERIAL DRAG Work/Sony 2 stars In his landmark 1939 essay, "Avant-Garde and Kitsch," art goon Clement Greenberg drew the line separating all that is cool from all that sucks. He basically dissed what he termed "middlebrow" (read: Hootie and the Blowfish), championing instead high culture and espousing smart-sounding stuff like "purity in art consists in the acceptance, willing acceptance, of the limitations of the medium of the specific art." Greenberg was clearly offering up a futuristic endorsement of The Moog Cookbook, a classic in its exploration of unadulterated, all-synth kitsch. Citing no less than Brigitte Bardot, Klaus Nomi and Trans-era Neil Young as inspirations, Roger Joseph Manning Jr. (Jellyfish, Imperial Drag) and Brian Kehew take the Moog medium to its extreme, neutering 10 teen-angst anthems into silly anti-grunge manifestos. Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun" becomes Velveeta Lounge, the Offspring's "Come Out and Play" is 1,001 Arabian Nights on acid, and Green Day's "Basket Case" mutates into maudlin Muzak. Even Young's "Rockin' in the Free World" gets trotted out in gloriously deranged futurama. All told, the record is pretty fucking funny, and for once, Lenny Kravitz's "Are You Gonna Go My Way" sounds OK. But what really works is the refreshing transformation that takes place when you apply an overabundance of grunge-anathema -- nelly synth pop -- to testosto-rock. If only Manning had worked a similar concept with the debut album of his band Imperial Drag. Instead, he and his Jellyfish band mate Eric Dover -- together with Joseph Karnes and Eric Skodis -- shamelessly (to their credit) serve up a bunch of glammy schlock without really adding anything funky or fucking it up enough. Tracks like "Boy or a Girl," "Playboy After Dark" and "Crosseyed" are competently crafted with all the right references (T. Rex, Mott the Hoople) and some synthesized whimsy. But the music all seemed inorganic and snore-mal, like a cross between Styx and Yes. Did we need the reminder? Greenberg said it best: "Middlebrow culture reinforces everything else in our present civilization that promotes standardization and inhibits idiosyncrasy and strong-mindedness." Your point being? "It cannot master and preserve fresh experience or express and form that which has not already been expressed and formed. Thus it fails." -- Bill Van Parys