Archive > December 2003

just like a shorty in the hood.

me: whatcha doin?
mom: wrapping.
me: is it gangsta wrap?
mom: feels like it !
I love my mom.

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i love the onion

from…. www.theonion.com/3949/news3.html
BROOKLYN, NY—Self-described film buff Tyler Rosenstein was disappointed to receive a non-letterboxed “full screen” version of the movie The Matrix Reloaded as a Hanukkah gift, the 19-year-old reported Monday.
Above: Rosenstein holds the inadequate gift.
“Great,” said Rosenstein, concealing his displeasure from his beaming aunt and uncle, Hannah and Bernie Greenberg, as he gazed at the [...]

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roses are… lavendar?

[11:02] roseman: I received the 200 lavender earlier… waiting on the red… I get this phone call. Customs destroyed my red roses.
[11:02] zenandjuice: WTF
[11:02] roseman: They had to do a periodic bug check or something. No idea. All I know is, I am seriously about to raise the terror level to red, heh
[01:18] zenandjuice: [...]

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boom crash opera

i almost hit a deer tonite… iwas going down the road, it jumped out, and stopped.
i slowed down and it wandered on… it was a biggun.
reminds me of incidents where my sister lives near hackett.
there’s a long stretch of old highway where there’s no lights, as often is the case on old highways.
and there’s this [...]

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TXT MSG ROMEO&JULIET

Romeo and Juliet - Txt Msg Version

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roses are red, violets are blue, my buddy messed up, what shall he do ?

A prime example of how the best intentions can fail miserably. Major points for effort, more points for creativity, and the hopeless romantic in me
says “awwwwwwwwwwww” even though I think roses are horridly cliched.
Of course, the hugeness of the faux pas, (or “False Step” for those of you who do not know French) negates [...]

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riiiiiighteous

just got home from work.
to find in the mail, the latest righteous babe newsletter/catalog of stuff.
I guess I’m a righteous babe.
this reminds me that I need to take my ani poster to work to hang so the grrrrls of gibson can be living in clip.

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wooooo to the haaaaa x2

slight flurries this morning, i noticed as i was walking into a meeting @ continuing ed on the square.
busy afternoon back at the office, but what do i find?
advance copies of new albums by air and ani…. good way to end the day.

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jedi vs

Bithches? Money? A Jedi Craves Not These Things.
Glad I’m A Pirate ! Treasure and Booty !

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someone just sent me a

someone just sent me a 118 MB email message (8 tiffs attached) to my uark.,edu email account. that shouldn’t have worked.
INSANE !

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