Archive > January 2004

chris’ photography wishlist

I had been thinking about the Canon EOS 300D, but I’d much rather have a nikon….

Pre-PMA 2004Nikon today announced details of its $1000 D70 digital SLR. The D70 appears to be based around either the same or a similar CCD as the D100’s (not LBCAST as some had predicted). Body design is also very similar [...]

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ballz

A female friend was wondering about this… so I did the research (here’s the answer Jacqueline)
Tight Scrotum - Large Testes
I have very large testicles and most times they remain close to my body and not in a relaxed state. If I, however, take a hot bath, the scrotum will become relaxed. While this condition is [...]

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shop, drop, chop, hop

today…
went to bed at 4am, slept till 7ish…. woke up, went back to bed around 9ish. Called up cami and we went cruisin antique malls.
Tried getting gas station thai food, but they were closed. Instead, went to hooters, got some chicken and philly cheese steak, and visited with friends that worked there.
Then [...]

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only fools ! and horses !

So, I bought this 4 DVD collection of the first 3 seasons of “Only Fools and Horses” for $14.99 at Vintage Stock today.
Now, if you go to Amazon.com, you’ll see it for $68.
So, the buy of the day ! What fools ! And Horses !

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ghetto cooking 101, part 001

2am?
“3 Sheets to the Wind” described you HOURS ago? Now you’re an entire white sale?
chris’ ghettoliscious tuna salad
take 1 can of tuna, add ranch dressing, or yogurt ! Stir.
Season with dill weed, black pepper, rosemary, cavendar’s seasoning… whatever you have.
if ya got some dill pickle, chop a couple slices up in there… Mix. [...]

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It’s as icy as a widow’s heart

a great sadness washes over me
as i say my last goodbye
i cry your name
yet no one hears
holding back the tears
but what’s the point
when there’s no one
to find fault
in this weakness

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I’m alive - and the world shines for me today

I think at least Misha will appreciate this….
sitting here, trying to get sleepy…
and all that i have going through my head is ELO’s “I’m Alive”.
and suddenly, the thought that it would be awesome to do a live cover of that song, in the middle of a skating rink, with scores of people rollerskating around… weaving [...]

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signed, sealed, delivered like a kick to the head

so, I took my trash out.
This is something that I actually do often, but this time, I have some nice juicy trash. Remnants from cooking the tortilla soup (veggie bits, chicken bits, ewwww nasty chicken innards), a bunch of cat litterbox suprises, plus some food gone bad, and bottles from New Years. Plus [...]

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blonde joke

the beautiful thing is that she was watching the screen for eleven minutes.
[09:08] zenandjuice: checkout: www.7fire.com/blondjoke.htm
[09:08] EB: hey
[09:15] EB: does this thing ever load?
[09:15] zenandjuice: are you seriously asking me that.
[09:16] EB: um, yeah [09:17] EB: i have dial up, and sometimes things take forever to load…..but if it’s a blonde joke, [...]

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blonde joke

the beautiful thing is that she was watching the screen for eleven minutes.
[09:08] zenandjuice: checkout: www.7fire.com/blondjoke.htm
[09:08] EB: hey
[09:15] EB: does this thing ever load?
[09:15] zenandjuice: are you seriously asking me that.
[09:16] EB: um, yeah [09:17] EB: i have dial up, and sometimes things take forever to load…..but if it’s a blonde joke, [...]

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