Pickup lines that will not work.
I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I’ll still make your bed rock.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
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