A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a
perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you
are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the
store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said [...]
Archive > February 2005
A lady was walking down the street to work…
geek joke of the day
What do you get when you cross a vector and a mountain climber?
You can’t! A mountain climber is a scaler!
iris arts - reception march 4th
Iris Arts
Don’t miss our reception on Friday, March 4th - this is a fabulous opportunity to meet the artists!
Iris Arts welcomes the first hints of spring by presenting a vibrant blend of artists and art forms, ranging from
- Hank Kaminksy’s fresh body of sculptures in cast paper,
- to Becki Lamascus’ paintings of Mythology, geometry, wildlife [...]
in need of proofreaders, take 2
found in the February 14, 2005 edition of “Northwest Arkansas Business Journal”
“Feel like your not getting anywhere?”
No, but I feel like you’re not going anywhere, baby….
in need of proofreaders, take 1
found in the February 14, 2005 edition of “Northwest Arkansas Business Journal”
“expect the best, except nothing less!”
more like… expect the best, except for the word ‘accept’ !
dumbass: Fayetteville: Police kill man outside house
I’m not the wisest person around, but a few things I know.
1. Don’t yell about “killing someone” in earshot of police.
2. Don’t answer the door holding a gun when police knock at your door.
3. Don’t aim gun at aforementioned police.
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Fayetteville: Police kill man outside house
BY MICHELLE BRADFORD
Posted on Monday, February 21, 2005
Fayetteville [...]
happy birthday zenanduice.com
zenandjuice.com (zenandjuice.com/) is 4 years old today.
I’ve had websites up on various domains since 09/1994, but I actually registered my primary domain 4 years ago today.
Urban Word of the Day for February 18, 2005
Urban Word of the Day for February 18, 2005
Farting Terms
A Milestone in a new relationship were both parties male and female feel at ease when breaking wind in front of one another thus getting quite accustomed to it.
” you’ve been with that bird for time and your not even on Farting Terms yet, do you [...]
david letterman on decaf coffee
“Oh, God, I hate decaffeinated coffee … It’s like low-alcohol gin. What’s the point?” - David Letterman
growing up in arkansas
a list I received in an e-mail. Personally, I don’t think they’re all applicable (to me), but I’m not a redneck.
Growing up in Arkansas
1. You’ve never met any celebrities.
2. Everyone you know has been on a “Float Trip”.
3. “Vacation” means driving to Hot Springs or maybe even Branson…
4. You’ve seen all the biggest [...]
