One night, after a long evening of drinking. Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual.
On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road. After looking at her twice he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living crap out of her.
Some people passing by spotted this and called the police. As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and said, “I thought you’d be tougher than that, Batman.”
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