A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
“Red…………cherry,”
“Yellow………lemon,”
“Green………..lime,”
“Orange……..orange.”
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them [...]
Archive > November 2006
lifesavers
make like a doughnut
i like finding faces in everyday objects. there are tons of them around Brewskis.
I saw another face staring me back yesterday:
Stranger Than Fiction
We went to the movies last night and saw Stranger Than Fiction.
The cast was great. Will Ferrell playing a “straight” role, without his usual comedic asshattery. Emma Thompson was brilliant (as always). Dustin Hoffman played a great eccentric literature professor. Maggie Gyllenhaal was cute as ever. and let’s not forget Queen Latifah. I like it [...]
mychemineutralmilkhotelromance
the new single by My Chemical Romance (The Black Parade) reminds me of Neutral Milk Hotel’s “in the aeroplane over the sea” crossed with a bit of Olivia Tremor Control. Has MCR been listening to Elephant 6 ?
fortune
found in a fortune cooking today
with my luck, it’s probably a special opportunity to rake leaves.
Meth is Everywhere
Meth is a big problem in Arkansas. We can’t even buy Sudafed without asking a pharmacist for it, showing identification, and signing for it.
Apparently religion and democracy itself has now fallen victim to Meth.
tricks and treats
i bought a bunch of candy for younguns wandering around in costumes.
by the end of the night, the count was 4 people. and two of them were collecting for UNICEF.