A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
“Red…………cherry,”
“Yellow………lemon,”
“Green………..lime,”
“Orange……..orange.”
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children
could identify the taste.
Well,” he said “I’ll give you all a clue, It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:
“Oh My God!!!! They’re assholes!!”
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