“Do you have monkeys in Scotland?
No we do not have monkeys in Scotland.
If we did, we would probably deep fry them.”
- from The Last King of Scotland
Category > Quotes
monkeys in scotland
what the huck ?
Unique Fundraising: Masks and Guns?
Republican Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee is seriously considering a run for the presidency in 2008, telling supporters that he’ll finally decide after he leaves office in January. One hurdle: raising the money needed to fight in the primaries, a situation so difficult that he jokes about it. “I’ve got a map [...]
david letterman on decaf coffee
“Oh, God, I hate decaffeinated coffee … It’s like low-alcohol gin. What’s the point?” - David Letterman
nostalgia…
“Nostalgia is a minor form of depressiopn. Unhappy of the present, fearful of the future, we cling to the past.” - Abbie Hoffman
do not respect my authoritai
i’m reading an autobiography by Abbie Hoffman. he wrote “Kids need to be educated to disrespect authority. Otherwise, democracy is a farce.”
Reading that made me put the book down. I picked it up, and re-read it. Then wrote it down.
Thinking on that… if it wasn’t for people questioning and disrespecting [...]
Monster Booty…
Question: What is it that everyone has, that some pirates and thieves try to take ?
Da Booty (and if you is a crook than you takin’ it)
Da Booty (and if you got money you shakin’ it)
Da Booty (come on everybody that’s here, that’s word
to Phife Dawg and my man Shaheed)
- A Tribe Called Quest
quote…
my friend jonathan ory wrote this in his journal, I liked it so much, I wanted to archive it here so that I can remember it….
every time a plane goes over head i think it will drop a nuclear weapon…. then i thank god that i am at ground zero.
nasa, mars, hollywood
read this…thought it was funny:
Space program quote
This morning on The Current, a CBC radio show, Bob MacDonald (the CBC’s science commentator and host of the brilliant show Quirks and Quarks), was asked to justify the expense of the space program. Among other things, he said:
“It costs NASA less to send a probe to Mars than [...]
