a couple things kids said to me while they were trick-or-treating:
“trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat”. (I haven’t heard that one in a long time !)
“is this your house?”.
Category > Randomness
Overheard on Halloween
Best Invitation Ever
I opened my mailbox to find this limited edition Halloween invitation from Buffie and Josh Merryman. It’s definitely the best invitation we’ve ever seen.
Urinal madness
Yesterday, while using a urinal, I couldn’t help notice that the old fella at the urinal next to me was eating a Cinnamon roll. And alternating hands, so he could continue eating while peeing. I was pretty grossed out.
I finished, washed, and got out of there.
Oh, the things you’ll see (at Walmart).
Nevermind
A few minutes ago, I heard a scream of “Oh my god ! Nirvana is classic rock”, coming from the other room, when Jill turned on the radio. I immediately though, Oh no. Are the kids at the current UA orientation as old as Nevermind ?
Smells Like Teen Spirit was released in late 1991 (September [...]
word of the day
I needed to come up with a name for a newish computer that came into my possession.
Tough decision, so let’s check dictionary.com’s word of the day:
schadenfreude \SHOD-n-froy-duh\, noun:
A malicious satisfaction obtained from the misfortunes of others.
I’d say that’s about right for a Windows Vista system !
rickrolled
I went to Staples in Rogers the other day to get a new paper shredder.
As I stepped out of the car, I noticed the entrancing pop sounds of Rick Astley.
That’s right, I was rickrolled publicly and outdoors.
Beat that.
Lone Pine Ranch Animal Shelter Needs Blankets
Lone Pine Ranch Animal Shelter is in desperate need of REAL winter, keep you warm, type of blankets to keep the dogs warm. Blankets made with wool, polyester, or the vellux type are great. PLEASE no comforters, electric blankets (unless you pull the wires out), or sheets.
Our goal is to put blankets in each of [...]
