[02:54] (Nancy): motherfuckers not only did they overcharge me, and take over an hour to get there, but they put mushrooms on my sandwich! i fuckin hate mushrooms!
[02:54] zenandjuice: i love mushrooms
[02:55] (Nancy): they taste like dirt
[02:55] zenandjuice: so do hippies… that’s why ya gotta wash em first girl !
[02:56] (Nancy): hahahaaaaaaaa
[02:57] zenandjuice: but [...]
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mushrooms
mexican maids
talking to my friend Diana a few minutes ago… she was discussing a meeting with her boss:
[03:41] Diana: and i told him i was tired of being the office maid
[03:41] zenandjuice: well, you are mexican.
[03:41] zenandjuice: LOL
[03:41] zenandjuice: hahahaha i kill me.
[03:41] Diana: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[03:41] Diana: that’s exactly how i started it
[03:42] Diana: i said [...]
holy shit
what really pisses me off is that walmart had a zillion copies of this thing, but was completely OUT of Invader Zim Volume 2. Come on People !
[11:22] Geoff: jesus: ‘The Passion’ Sells 2.4 Million DVDs
[11:22] zenandjuice: jesus.
[11:22] zenandjuice: hahahahaha
[11:22] Geoff: that’s a bunch of dvds
[11:22] zenandjuice: no pun intended
[11:22] Geoff: none at [...]
superhyped…
superhype conversation, discussing his handsome baby (and the mother of Paul)
[11:43] adam: haha. I looked at paul yesterday at one point when he was crying and said “I fucked your mom”
[11:43] adam: shut him right up
[11:43] zenandjuice: LOL !
[11:43] zenandjuice: dude.
[11:43] zenandjuice: i gotta blog that.
[11:43] adam: not if I do first!
ode to superhype
[09:48] zenandjuice: how many kitties ?
[09:48] stanmatic9000: 2
[09:49] zenandjuice: and what are their names
[09:49] stanmatic9000: izzy and lola
[09:49] zenandjuice: lola? you’ve been hanging around adam way too much
[09:49] stanmatic9000: izzy’s a boy and he’s black. lola’s a girl and she’s gray. they’re cuuuuute.
[09:50] stanmatic9000: haha. actually my roommate picked that name
[09:50] [...]
it was a dark and stormy night….
[09:44] stanmatic9000: damn it’s stormy
[09:45] stanmatic9000: almost frighteningly so. i should turn off the comp. but i don’t wanna. ha ha
[09:45] stanmatic9000: my kitties will protect me.
[09:45] zenandjuice: i read that wrong
[09:45] zenandjuice: and choked on my taco.
[09:45] stanmatic9000: what’d you think i said
[09:45] zenandjuice: i read it as: “my titties [...]
good vibrations
[11:29] Tracy: had Good Vibrations in my head all morning
[11:29] cbray: haha i caught that and read something about having good vibrators all morning
[11:29] cbray: had to re-read
[11:30] Tracy: yeah, after i typed it i realized it could be read a little funny.
too much (sugar), too early
[09:21] zenandjuice: i now have local weather on my blog: zenandjuice.com/word/
[09:21] zenandjuice: ha ! automatically better than justin’s !
[09:22] Kristie: mmkay
[09:22] zenandjuice: “value added bonus”
[09:22] Kristie: you are truly a strange duck sometimes
[09:22] zenandjuice: new beastie boys !
[09:22] zenandjuice: tasty.
[09:22] zenandjuice: you wanna eat it up with a spoon
[09:22] zenandjuice: then just [...]
can you take me hiiiiiiiigher ?
[01:15] zenandjuice: velvet revolver is good.
[01:15] zenandjuice: scott weiland + (GNR - Axl)
[01:15] zenandjuice: slash, duff, matt sorum
[01:15] zenandjuice: and the drummer from infectious grooves
[01:15] Mike Ziegler: booooooo
[01:16] MZ: superbands never work. NEVER.
[01:16] zenandjuice: don’t forget damn yankees !
[01:17] zenandjuice: well, none of the people i listed are really that super.
[01:17] MZ: oh yeah, [...]
ring ring: wrong number
[phone rings, i answer, not recognizing #]
me: hello
voice: i left my phone at home
me: ummmmm
voice: are you awake?
me: yes
voice: i left my phone at home
me: who IS this ?
voice: oh. i think i dialed the wrong number. sorry.
[phone call ends]
reverse lookup:
McGoodwin Williams & Yates Inc
909 E [...]
